Quick Funnies!!

(this morning in the bathroom after Colt has gone to the bathroom and I'm helping him get dressed. he has socks, underwear and a shirt on. we are about to put on his pants.)

Colt: rubs his legs up and down "Oh Baby...ohh, my legs are cold"

Mommy: lol

What 4 year old says "oh baby"!?!?!?! lol

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(last week at Jordan's house playing with Ty. they are just talking back and forth about who knows what.)

Colt: "So where's your dad, Ty?"

Ty: "he works a lot, so he's not here. Where's your dad?"

Colt: (all seriousness) "Well, I opened the window and he fell out and blew away in the wind...and now he's lost." (not even a smirk)

Ty: (just looks at him for a minute like 'what did you just say' and busts out laughing...and Colt joins in)

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What makes kids come up with these kind of things?!! It just blows my mind...but hey, it makes for a good laugh!! ;)